casfucker:

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OVER THIS?

jolteoned:

i feel bad for laughing but my grandmas dog recently got one of his back legs amputated and i was watching him outside and he lifted his leg up to pee and fell over

cataradical:

i will return for the child within one month

this is your warning

dahliasheng:

Yeah so, I think weird things when Supernatural is on hiatus.

So I’m driving home and…

pissed-with-pie:

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I don’t think they see what they did there.

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

y princesscharmont:


Siri is beyond the human concept of gender.

princesscharmont:

Siri is beyond the human concept of gender.


THIS never gets old.

THIS never gets old.